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George Takei is so badass…
I freaking love him!!!
George Takei is god
HIS FACE. That is all.
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Herman Melville, Moby-Dick
I am so sad and grateful and angry and confused. Sad because a beautiful, joyful event was marred by an act of heinous violence. Grateful because of the outpouring of concern, care and love from my friends both near and far. Angry that people can do such destructive and detestable things. And confused by what to do next. I send my love and hope to those affected by these terrible events.
Allow me to deviate from macabre art for a second and introduce Blossom the bat
Faith in humanity restored
TOO MUCH CUTE.
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Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975)
One of my favorite moments in this movie!
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Truth.
This infuriates me. First of all, that is not an argument. It’s a fucking rhyming slogan. Second, that little, mocking “YOLO” … Do you know what it really means? Besides being an annoying fad, it means “You only live once.” What does that mean to you? Do you want to spend your life shoving your religious agenda on people to make you feel better? As for me, I’d like to see marriage for everyone during my lifetime. Everything about this seems to trivialize the issue. I am open to people who have legitimate qualms with same-sex marriage, but to see this sneering, thoughtless dismissal of a difficult and important issue makes me tremble with rage.
1. Use the trash can(s) - They are there for a reason. Your ceramic mug is not the same thing, so please stop stuffing candy wrappers/napkins/used hand wipes in there. And no one wants to handle used tissues.
2. Read the menu before you order - Before you sidle up to the counter, think about what you might want to eat/drink. No need to decide immediately, just have some idea of what we serve.
3. Leave a tip - Doesn’t have to be big, just something. It’s the gesture that counts, indicating you value the service we’re offering.
4. Order at a decent speed - Don’t rush through your requests. Give the cashier time to enter the items into the computer and ask any necessary questions.
Madeline Kahn ad-libbed the short monologue about her hatred for Yvette the French maid.
Clue (1985)
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
luv her SO much.
I quote this far too often.
Megan Mullally, Jenny Slate, Bill Hader, Max Greenfield, Ben Schwartz, Nick Offerman, Will Forte, Fred Armisen, Aziz Ansari, Wendy Schaal, Sarah...
I’m ready for a new boyfriend. Taking applications now. Describe yourself and let’s see if it could work....
Want HARD
Helpful stuff
Wish I had this when I was trying to be vegetarian. Alas…
I always forget how delicious tempeh is!...
Don’t bother me.
I’ve just
been born.
The butterfly’s loping flight
carries it through the country of the...
We root for the underdog because we see ourselves in them.